Couples Retreat
(Peter Billingsley)
Fat bastard wankers go on holiday.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
(Michael Bay)
The Devil transforms into filth huckster Michael Bay.
2012
(Roland Emmerich)
Like being force-fed shat-out waste.
G.I Joe: The Rise of Cobra
(Stephen Sommers)
Inane prison-rape torture.
Revolutionary Road
(Sam Mendes)
An odious rimjob of a concoction.
The Descent: Part 2
(Jon Harris)
A haemorrhoid-inducing nightmare.
Sorority Row
(Stewart Hendler)
A group of cretinous slutmonkeys parade around in crackwhore skimpies.
Shorts
(Robert Rodriguez)
Who will save the children from this mellifluous bile?
Fired Up
(Will Gluck)
Fired out from the arseguts of retarded animals.
Fast and Furious
(Justin Lin)
Christ on a bike. Kill me.
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